if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

(Source: urbancatfitters, via perks-of-being-chinese)



Despite his huge female fan base, the suave star doesn’t understand where his reputation as a ladies’ man comes from.

I’m the worst sidekick and wingman,” Chris insisted. “I’m definitely not a ladies’ man.

My best pick up move is that I don’t have a pick up move. I…

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